Lazy money pit – Girls X Battle:GXB_Global Review

Ok, everyone complains about the translation in the game, but I think using google translate made it fun for people like me. Here is my version of the storyline: Yu-gi-oh hit puberty, found a 1940s deck of hentai girls and joined the Mormon church. He started summoning girls to fight instead of monsters and, well, puberty and all, started making out with his cards. He marries most, but apparently the cards are smarter than he is because he can only get 1 to sleep with him when he tries it with all of them. The drawings are cute, but the game is a money pit as stated many times. Events are almost exclusively opportunities to separate users from their money. All girls summoned require intimacy which comes as “touch”(the girls head), “kiss”,”breast”,”lights out”(one faceless girl in a teddy for all girls). Rewards for doing so, even against the girls will, gain you intimacy points and a short text. After you fill up bars to get intimacy up, you have an option to use an engagement ring on them and continue the fondle-fest on all. Developers have stated in other reviews that the girls are supposed to be on a “friends” basis with the main character, but all call him Master and seem to be in a sadomasochistic relationship with him, including several in the main screen asking for whips, chains etc. As for gameplay, there are only 3 things to do really(other than try to gather more cards/gear). Select teams of 5 girls to battle for you, do the intimacy piece, and join a guild to let others decide for you.
Review by SirSolace on Girls X Battle:GXB_Global.