165321/5 – Rubby Bird Review

One time, my little brother and I were having a ping pong tournament, then his phone went off, so I politely took his phone off the table and saw what notification was on his phone. It was a reminder, saying, “time to play rubby duck” and I had no clue what that game was. You see, I wasn’t too smart at the time, so I asked my brother, “what is 10 plus 5?” For no apparent reason. He said, “what are you doing with my phone?” And then he took it from me. I said,”it buzzed, so I picked it up.” Then he said, “ oh yeah I need to play rubby duck.” I had no idea what he was talking about, but I didn’t ask. That day forward I was homeless. I should of asked my brother what rubby duck was. It rentered my mind every minute. My life was over. There was no hope left, but the day my brother came to visit me on the streets, everything changed. He lent me his old phone. I cried happy tears, then I remembered about the day when I discovered rubby duck. I quickly found the app on his phone, and pressed play. I cried happy tears again. My hand shaking, I rubbed that duck. I kept rubbing that duck. I rubbed the duck for a total of 907 hours. After that, I wasn’t homeless anymore. I lived in a 7 story house and my silverware was made of diamonds. Thank you, rubby bird, you made my life not just better, but a lot better. That’s why I give you 5 stars, but if I could I would give you 165321 stars.
Review by mmarton on Rubby Bird.