Thanks! – Measured by Lowe's Review

I’ve always wanted an easier means to measure the length of my monstrous bowel movements! Now I can! No more stinky mess! No more hassle! No more yapping from my wife, “I cannot believe I married you”! Now I can do this in the privacy of my own bathroom! Thanks, Lowe’s, you truly “Never Stop Improving”!
Review by CapAvenger on Measured by Lowe's.