Hey guys (or girls.no offense) – Ultimate Dragon Simulator Review

I wanna tell you how I got my first pack member.ok? Ok. So I killed a ? ,like,completely and I bit it to carry it back to my cave and the bond button appeared.i clicked it and it came back to life! How weird! I have a zombie ? in my pack.this is one of the positive glitches like being able to fly in your ultimate ? simulator. DO NOT GET RID OF THIS GLITCH OR ELSE I WILL HOLD YOU CAPTIVE IN MY CAVES AND TUNNELS AND MY ? WILL BARK AND HOWL IN YOUR ? OUT OF TUNE WITH OTHER UNRELATED SONGS AND ? AND ALL YOU WILL EAT WILL BE STALE BREAD,STALE DONUTS,SPICY EDAMAME,AND MONTH OLD ? ?!!!!! Also did I mention the terrible room service and that you will be given one ? bite a day? We at an agreement? Yes? Ok then. I will check.but beware if you didn't hold up your end of the deal.it will fall right on you and crush your numb,empty ? P.S. I live in the phone I play these games on,making the simulators SUPER EPIC!!! *leaves App Store room to check*
Review by MarshMilla101 on Ultimate Dragon Simulator.