This app is so good – Is it dark outside? Review

This app is amazing. It's helped me make so many friends. When I wake up, I grab my phone, and turn on this app. With my windows open and the beautiful morning light shining in, I gain the knowledge of whether it is dark outside or not. I then go to the school, and tell all my friends the findings. They say things like "Go away" and "I'm not your friend!" But those are merely words of acceptance, and friendship. I feel, that with this amazing app, not only am I enlightened with the information of light or dark, I am a relevant part of society. When I am basking in the sunlight, I feel amazed by my the feeling of get getting my phone, turning on this app, and find out if is dark outside. I have faithful memories of gaining information with this app. With this app, I feel no need to go to school, because of the knowledge it provides me. When at the school, the Trying to share the amazing knowledge this app provides, I find that kids are saying "weirdo" and other similar things. I feel honored to be entrusted with such gratitude. My life is complete. I love this app.
Review by JeremyTheGreat2 on Is it dark outside?.