Literally the best game ever made. – Ragnarok Classic MMORPG Review

If you're looking for anything that will help you in life, this is definitely the way to go. I have played this game ever since it came out and it helped me with the depression I had at the time. I then bought a mansion. After that, I picked up some hot women who also played this and we started a clan. We never stopped, even when there was a fire that burnt our beautiful mansion down. It was alright though. I then got a new job working at the CEO of Google and made even more money and picked up even more women. I'm just kidding. This is the worst RPG anyone could buy. It's slow and miserable and it needs to be killed if it hasn't been already by it's community.
Review by Zer0Pyr0 on Ragnarok Classic MMORPG.