Congrats – iTrump - '2-inch Trumpet' with Trumpad Review

I bought this purely to show support and admiration for the developer. Turns out it's pretty cool! Although this is no reflection on the quality of this app, I would never have had any interest in it. I clicked BUY before getting too far into the Forbes article.
Review by Schlugmo on iTrump - '2-inch Trumpet' with Trumpad.