SAD SAD SADER SADEST SADIST – Minigolf Las Vegas FREE Review

Whacky worlds mini golf playing in the jungle etc is the best so far. But the one power controller needs fixing. This is a sad game. The music is sad jazz sort of Blue. Sort of makes you blue too. I chose the Ninja with pony tail and standard Steve Martin white suit kit 105. Does anyone out there know what a white suit means to people from the East. It means they are in mourning. And this is Vegas. Happiest City in America. The residents that don't gamble are happy. It's the dead broke tourists that are sad in Vegas. The game is slow the controls to aim your shot are really bad use you Finger to line up the puting stroke. The arrows just don't work. And you play the first hole and get a birdie! YES. WHAT DO YOU HEAR AND SEE IN VEGAS FOR A BIRDIE? Well you get a poor recording of several people doing the tennis clap. Little light claps no noise or cat calls. Your Character Lil Dunce Lee does a finger dance. Yiou know the one. It's you lifting both hands beside you while sitting down and you use your two index fingers all others are closed in a fist and you lift and lower your shoulders like a see saw. Slowly. YAWN. THAT'S THE CELEBRATION FOR DOING WELL. AND ITS THE SAME DIDPLAY WHEN YOU GET AN 8. You know it's suppose to be in Vegas maybe they get off their dead backsides and cheer if they know they are being paid to do so since now that you paid for a full app. That must be the answer. To have a happy fun game in Vegas will cost you the 99 Kreplahs for the full app. This game is the 3rd or 4th putting crazy world game for this developer. He uses many of the same old stuff. How to make this better. Get the Ninja to lose a hole get mad and sword fight with his putter. The loser gets stabbed or knock'd on the head and is out. Have the game commission come i'm and find rigged holes with magnents so the balls can make in the cup no matter where you aim. Make the cried jeer at the cheaters. But don't let it be known whoever is actually cheating. Allow them to think it's luck or they are that. Good. Last let each player bet the other money or clothes. Allow s striper to play and furnish a pole at hole #9. Dave Dude King.
Review by DaveDudeKing on Minigolf Las Vegas FREE.