Scientists believe this will change your life!!!!! (Not clickbait) a – Yo. Review

Ohmygosh, I talked to my tall, hairy doctor about this amazing, successful app, and he says it could be possibly theoretically life changing. I told him about the time I yo'ed an Alaskan Narwhal to save me and give me CPR in my pink beach house in DR Congo. My life was saved because of Henry the South Eastern Long Horned Short Finned Alaskan Narwhal South of the Mississippi who doesn't mess with Texas in the first innin'. I thanked Henry the South Eastern Long Horned Short Finned Alaskan Narwhal South of the Mississippi who doesn't mess with Texas in the first innin' in his beach house in Nebraska. I never knew he had Sid the three-towed, seven finger, Sloth who has Barney the pink dinosaur as a pet as a butler. They're all pretty chill. Thanks Yo! -Mario, PhD in illegal black-market lemonade trade.
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