Buyer Beware – Stagehand: A Reverse Platformer Review

I'm not sure where these 5 star reviews are coming from, but there is no way they are legit. If you don't believe me, waste your money and purchase this terrible game.....you will find out that I was correct and if that is where you are now, I am sorry. But seriously, after playing this game these reviews are comical. "When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object"?!?! What?!? There is no way somebody was soo inspired by such an absolute joke of a game.
Review by Dbaggerdontlie on Stagehand: A Reverse Platformer.