Sir Charles the 9000th – iVIP Red Review

This is absolute rubbish, and a disgrace to humanity me and my family of 4 nearly starved to death because we ordered a 100 coarse meal that came in 4 seconds instead of 2, as a resourceful man I prefer vip black, but you must fix this or I will slap your butler with my grandfather's 24 carrot banana peel and then immediately sue you with my lawyers (which are required to carry 7 Fiji waters, a Bugatti, and my 24 carrot pens)
Review by Manofspork on iVIP Red.