Drunken Optimus Prime – Busted Brakes Review

Imagine you're Sam Witwiki on a joy ride when suddenly Optimus Prime breaks out the fermented energon cubes. This game is what happens three cubes deep when Prime's....motor.... reflexes begin to betray him and Sam begins wrestling with the wheel. No brakes, drunken sentient robots, what's the difference? Things get....smashed and police get jumpy either way. Seriously, add ", Sam" after every statement in game. You'll be shouting "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no," in no time.
Review by Cappuccino cap cap on Busted Brakes.