Lost my canine companion because of this game. – Shape Swap Review

This game is so addicting that I was playing late one night at 3am. As that rectangle shifted into the ever-elusive sphere, and I passed through that gate, I felt the slightest tingle of pleasure run through the tips of my toes. Later in the evening my Boston-bulldog-Yorkie mix was playing with his treats in the family den. Oh what a scene to behold it truly was. Nonetheless, as I was furiously swapping my shapes, I was unable to notice that my beloved dog had become jealous and felt uneasy about my relationship with the game. A few months passed and things only got worse. Everyday it was "why don't you take THE GAME out to dinner" and "oh, shouldn't you hold hand with the GAME INSTEAD?" My relationship with my Boston- bulldog-Yorker mix was ever so slowly worsening. It took three more weeks before she moved out of the house and left me for a better man. Life can be so cruel. Good game, but it could use a few touch ups.
Review by JonnnyBigBoy4830 on Shape Swap.