Worst app ever. Money back please. – Reminders with Voice Reminder Review

The alarm goes off. Plays a sound. I wanted it to play my pre recorded message so I don't have to pick up my phone. Unlock with my code. Open the app. Click my message ... Then play it. Ugh, doesn't help. I could have read a pop up message reminder easier than that. How do I get my money back?
Review by Sammy's phone on Reminders with Voice Reminder.