Fame and Fortune – Rubby Bird Review

Two years ago, I worked as a receptionist, but got fired for pouring the milk before the cereal in the break room. I had nothing left. I was on the street one year later with absolutely nothing. I was living off ramen and Mac and cheese. I had a small blanket as my home. While sitting on the sidewalk, a man was rubbing a beautifully designed 8-bit bird on her iPhone. I asked him what this glamorous hobby was. He told me about this app. He let me rub the bird for about 5 minutes then politely asked for his phone back. He then looked back at me and told me I could have his phone since he was getting a new one soon. I rubbed the bird for 68 hours and 39 minutes straight as soon as I accepted. When I rubbed this bird, I felt a surge of courage course through me as electricity would. I continually rubbed this bird. As I did, more money was put into my plastic tupperware than I ever could imagine. I now live in a 6 story mansion with 3 pools in my yard. I continue to rub the bird in my new job as an assistant manager at Apple. All thanks to my virtual flying friend and business partner, rubby bird. This app definitely deserves more than 5 stars. Thank you, rubby bird.
Review by Baylon1203 on Rubby Bird.