REMIX: You can never have too much ham or two horns too many. – Ham Horn Review

I was devastated when my ex-husband informed me that our 15-year-long marriage was "kaput." (He doesn't even speak German, so I was extra blind-sided as you might imagine.) My heart was shattered into a million pieces upon hearing that foreign word. I was like, "When did you bloody start speaking Germanic languages, you rat bastard?!" Then, suddenly, my fat, sloppy ex sounded his sweet-assed Ham Horn over and over again. I'll never forget the stupid smirk on his ugly, bloated face. He was dancing around like a foolish jackass, with each clumsy step completely out of sync to his very own exuberant air horn beat. Take it from me folks: The Ham Horn is everything they say it is. My heart is nicht kaput because of the ingenuity and brilliance of the Ham Horn makers. Purchase this free app today! It's money well-spent.
Review by I'msorryyourheelbrokeyspos on Ham Horn.