Gorgeous but Unplayable (Crashes Constantly) – Boss Monster Review

I want to like this game, but it doesn't work. Game loads slowly and has a chance to crash on every single screen. There is a 25-screen tutorial. I have never gotten past screen 22 without the thing crashing, and there is no way to bypass that tutorial to actually play the game. Not that it would matter, given the constant crashes. I have every confidence that, were I to be able to proceed to the game itself, it would freeze and crash in short order from any of a number of other reasons. It's very frustrating. Stabilize the game and this is a 5-star product. As-is, it is a complete waste of time, money, and device storage space. Which is a real shame :(
Review by Uncrex on Boss Monster.