Giraffe Saved Me & My Soul – I am Giraffe Review

Many a night I wandered the street waiting for an answer. I sought truth in alcohol and drugs and social hang outs with bad people. Not until one day did I find my answer. On a Tuesday a man in a yellow suit handed me a phone. On the phone was only one application and it was called Giraffe. I saw through the Giraffe's eyes and learned all the lessons I ever needed. Now I am a president and father of four. Thank you Giraffe. I am happy you are on the App Store now. No one has to seek out the yellow suited man anymore. Praise Be Giraffe.
Review by ilovepandas on I am Giraffe.