Let me tell you something.. – Downhill Dash Review

My friend told me about this game, and he said I might like it, so I downloaded it. Right when I opened the app a cute girl texted me. Every time I unlocked a level I was getting tinder matches faster than Kobiyashi in his prime!! Ever since I became a downhill dasher my life has gotten so much better, it even cured my early onset baldness with a thicker man than 20 year old John Travolta. If You are interest in going on a date every other night then get this app.
Review by BigNoodle747 on Downhill Dash.