Aesthetically pleasing, yet exciting. Modest, yet enthralling. – Donald Trump's Epic Trip Review

This game, or should I say spiritual journey, has changed my life. I've found myself in guiding good ol' Donny boy, and when I found that White House I can say I found out who I really am, and that is an onion. While this adventure may seem difficult, and you may find obstacles in your way, it is well worth it, and you will soon come to realize the many layers this game has. (As many layers as onions+ogres!!!!) To the developers of this game, I would like to thank you, it was well meme'd my friend.
Review by Yolo shrek on Donald Trump's Epic Trip.