I was once a boy... – Idle Quest Review

I was once just a young lad, strolling amongst the App Store. Looking for an infinite game to spend an eternity of my pathetic life on. I came upon this app. I was like a fat kid going to the Krispy Kreme factory. It was fate. It slowly became an addiction... Not talking to my parents anymore because I had to hopscotch to the questing grounds. Also because my parents are dead. But that's besides the point. This game is smoother than bob sagget at his class reunions. Even rosa parks would say "yes" to this game. I'm doing quests faster than a pack of Kenyans on crystal meth. If I could give this game as many stars as I wanted to I would give it the entire galaxy. It's like the stars aligned and summoned this game. If Jesus Christ became a game developer this would be his offspring. Please continue to develop this game and make it even more beautiful. I love you
Review by TheUnderdoug on Idle Quest.