An Inappropriate Mess – Farty Troll Review

This game is a pox upon the earth itself. Contrary to what the common hoards might suggest, there is nothing natural about "passing gas." And poking fun at such abominable behavior is for monkeys and infants. The curious thing is that these are the same groups of creatures that might believe in the existence of drivel such as "trolls." So either the creator of this pointless application is either a brainless simian, or a toddler fluent in computer programming. Regardless, this program should never have passed Apple's approval process. Not that it matters. The truly civilized of us do not engage in games invented before 1852 anyway. Signed, Abu the Monkey
Review by iDuffman725 on Farty Troll.