The Basis of Which All Games Are Compared – Impossible Breakfast Simulator Review

The Impossible Breakfast Simulator is not for the average, amateur gamer. It poses a colossal challenge which many of these gamers are incapable of surpassing: Playing the impossible phenomenon known as Flappy Bird, whilst eating Kellogg's Fruit Loops. As simple as it sounds, this game will make you $h!t yourself in rage and toss your cereal to the floor. After many, seemingly endless years of pain and suffering however, I managed to surpass the necessary score with 5,824 lbs. of the in-game currency known as Points. If you dare to butt heads with such a daunting task, then download this app and pray. If not, then may God have mercy on your soul.
Review by Da CJ on Impossible Breakfast Simulator.