Did you just hear that ripping sound...? – iOvilus Review

That was the sound of you being ripped off as you eagerly await the download of your very own Ovilus!!!!! Yes, iOvilus, from the makers of the Ovilus I. Production of the physical devices stopped, and for good reason! With the IPhone's built-in laser micrometer, chronometer accurate to within one millionth of a second, and enough hard memory to compute the math needed to detect and quantify paraphysical fluctuation, who needs to pay $300 for an actual Ovilus I? Standby... what's this? The iPhone doesn't contain that hardware? It can't see quantum particles?! Then, what does this app do....? Better go buy an actual Ovilus.... Ha!!!
Review by SavUtheTrouble on iOvilus.