Bush did 9/11 – Illuminati Confirmed Review

DO NOT USE WHILE CONSUMING MARIJUANA!!! I was in the middle of my late afternoon 4:20 blaze it session and decided to pull out this app to help pass the time before the munchies got here, and that's when everything went south. First my dick got caught in a ceiling fan, then my girlfriend cheated on me with my pet dog, and finally President Obama, himself, came over and arrested me for finding out the secret of illuminati. Now I'm trapped in this cold dark metal cage. I can't see anyone. Food sources are running low. Send help.
Review by Miss Snozzie on Illuminati Confirmed.