BEST APP EVAAAHHHH – Dubstep Pads - Drum pads Review

Who made this? Is it a girl? Would love to marry her if yes. The other thing is that this app should be on the top charts. And the reason of my review being this long is that I've never written review this long and I do everything look correct so that my teacher can't judge my English.
Review by AKA2839 on Dubstep Pads - Drum pads.