Broken Piece of Garbage – CraftedBattle Review

This game is a complete and total disaster! It would probably take me 2 hours to explain to you all of the reasons it's bad. First of all, the game lacks anything to set it apart from any other shooter. All you do is walk and shoot because that's all you can do. There are only 3 guns to chose from and you can't choose a different one after you start the match. Not only is this a generic half broken game, it's not even fully functional! There are glitches in co op where you can't hurt anyone and all guns show up as pieces of paper. I can't even make this stuff up. Guns literally show up as pieces of black paper in co op. Not to mention, an unfair advantage is given to whoever is hosting the game. The bots are ridiculously stupid. They will walk into walls, walk into each other, spin around in circles, and shoot in the other direction of their enemies for no reason. Plus, only two people can play online at once. That's pathetic. There are tons of games that will let you play with a dozen or so people at once. So, why doesn't Crafted Battles have the option to play with more than one person? Its because absolutely no though or effort went into designing this game! I don't even know much about making games and I guarantee I could make a better game than this in a few hours. Overall, this game is just a boring buggy piece of garbage. Oh and I didn't even mention that the select screen in co op is upside down. That's not a metaphor for anything. The select screen is literally upside down!!! How did they expect us to select rules and maps when the entire menu is upside down!?! Did anyone even play this game before it came out?!? Did the -developers even play their own dealing game before they submitted it to the App Store?!? Were the developers high when they made this!?! That's the only explanation I have for the quality of this game. I mean holy crap! How did this even make it to the App Store!?!? Who thought this was acceptable!?!? Was everyone involved with this game a mental patient!?!? Probably.
Review by Jorgewho2 on CraftedBattle.