Sad – One Player Pong Review

Lousy game but entertaining enough for 2 stars I guess. The message that this game is for lonely people is depressing and offputting. The catchy jingle about being sad and alone only makes imminent suicide that much more so. I'm sorry you're sad dev but the true sadness is you had to copy App cows crappy game, to flood the market with another one. Two stars, and I'm being generous so the lonely man who made a single player pong game with the message of screw having friends feels at least 1% important.
Review by Brawwwwwn on One Player Pong.