The Hardest Core Game I have ever played – Zap Those Cows Review

I'm not a religious man but if there was anything that would convince me of God's existence, it is this game. That God's name? Sam Burton. On the 8th day, Sam Wilson created this game, for it is only an act of the Lord that could have willed such a masterpiece into existence on this grey Earth. Some simple peasants believe that the Mona Lisa is a masterpiece. I say no. Those who have truly been enlightened know that this game "Zap Those Cows" is the true magnum opus of our age. Show me that any game can surpass the beauteous greatness of Zap Those Cows and I will hang myself where I stand because that will never happen. It has ameliorated my life in a multitude of ways, and frankly I am changed for the better. Thank You, Sam Wilson. - The Right Honourable James P. Fitsimmonds
Review by Malibushark on Zap Those Cows.