Worst knockoff on the AppStore – JetPig Joyride : One Bad Pig with a JetPack! Review

Oh god, where do I get started. 1. This couldn't be a more obvious knockoff if it had a sign painted across the freakin icon. 2. The control is by god the worst thing ever. Reaction time is slow and sometimes takes whole MINUTES to change direction. The obstacles move so fast across the screen that you can barely see them, let alone dodge them. Not to mention that the incredibly stiff controls would make it impossible to dodge if they moved at a snail's PAC. 3. The gun gimmick is absolutely pointless. Literally . It must have been thrown in at the beginning than forgotten ever since. Surprisingly, it is the only thing that works. Did the people who made this ever learn how to properly program a game. Becoming good at the game is easy as crap, there is an exploit to which if you stay at the top of the screen the nothing will hit you, since nothing spawns there. Honestly, a toddler could have programmed a better game on the Lego Mindstorm than this. God, anyone could have.
Review by Gamer3132 on JetPig Joyride : One Bad Pig with a JetPack!.