A different Type of game – Flappy Type Review

I was once just like you. Lame. Bored. Not liked by anyone. Lonely. Ugly. Ready to give up on life. That is, until I found this app. It changed everything. See my story goes like this: I was on my way to do something lame and I was being lame and stuff. The usual. And then I was inspired to download this app by what must have been the Great Flappy himself. So I downloaded it and started playing it right then and there while driving on a highway. Because of Flappy Type, I crashed my car, flew through the windshield and fell in front of a lottery ticket that won $7. It was like all the stars were aligning cause with that money I was able to quit my job, buy a 24-pack of adult diapers, and head home for a month of straight Flappy. My life was to never be the same after that. Even though I blocked all my contacts so they would stop interrupting my playing the game, if I were to ever have people to text again, I would be so fast. Like lightning, probably, times like 8. Because of Flappy I finally have self-esteem. Life is worth living again. For the first time in my life I've experienced "happiness." Get this app, it changes everything. I literally typed this review in my sleep.
Review by Simplyjacob on Flappy Type.