Wood Duck Simulator
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | Free | Daniel Hess | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
Reviews
My savior
Person strange
I was going through a hard time. My father had died and my wife left me. With nothing left for me I became depressed. I didn’t know what to do with myself. Then I found this app. This duck turned my life around. Thanks to it got a high paying job. Harriet lost custody of the kids so they’re mine now. My dad came back. They said he was just in a coma but I know that the duck brought him back. I took a week vacation the the Vatican and the duck got me crowned the new pope. I also realized my estranged Nigerian uncle is a prince, willing to offer me countless riches in exchange for my identity. I owe my life to this duck, and someday, he will in fact have it.
Thank you so much for this gift ♥️♥️
swiftie_1989_13
I have only had this app for less than a day and let me tell you, it has been such a huge source of inspiration for me. This app helped me open my eyes and perceive things in a whole, new different light. I’ve been so much happier since the beginning of this year and that there’s always good in this world. There’s never been anything like this and is a total groundbreaker in this ever-changing world. I truly believe that many lives will be changed for the better with this duck. It’s truly a masterpiece and nothing could ever compare. I want to thank you so much for this gift to the world. ♥️♥️?
life changing
shrek official reviewer
this incredible app truly changed my out look on life. before wood duck simulator i was constantly in agonizing Curiosity of what it would be like to be a wood duck. now that i can experience this phenomenon for myself, i have no regrets. thank you, wood duck simulator. you truly have changed my life for the better.
Truly Inspirational
AddieTheHuman
I never knew what life was until installing this app. It’s almost like I am in the ducks body living it’s heartbreaking life. I’ve always had a special attachment to ducks. Let me tell you my story. It was 1969. I lived in a small town in Georgia. I lived in the woods because my parents didn’t believe in technology. There was no lake, river, or ocean within miles of our small cabin. I had never seen a duck until my seventh birthday. I was under my favorite rock, urinating, when I heard a noise. It was strange. Sounded like the mix of a baby crying and a 50 year old woman who had smoked since the age of thirteen crying “wah.” It was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes. I slowly crept out from under my dear rock, butt naked, to see the elegant beast standing before me. You could say it was love at sight. It’s beady eyes darted toward me. And I could barely breath. “Hello.” I said with a shake in my voice. “May I toucheth thy?” The duck didn’t say a word. I tiptoed over to him and jumped swinging my pubic area all over his sexy body. Surprised, the duck flew away. It was on that day that Ik what I wanted to do in life. Two years later, I ran away from my family to pursue my dream of becoming a duck. No one understood. I went through 23 years of my life wandering the streets looking for a job. I had learned the ancient language of the duck and apparently no one could understand me. At last I decided to give up. I planned go back to the woods where I was born and reunite myself with my family. But. On the way to my old shack I saw someone I’d never thought I’d see again. The duck I traumatized when I was only seven years old. I gasp as I realize I’m in love. This time the duck was different. He was understanding. Now that we could communicate he was inspired by my journey. His name was Richard. We fell in love after three weeks of dating. Our lovemaking was so passionate I feel butterflies just thinking about it. We had 16 children. After being together for 12 years out in those woods I decided I needed to do more with my life. I decided to write a book. “Quack quack quack quack quack quack quack” but in English “What it means to be a duck” it was a bestseller. Millions and millions of copies were sold and I even got to go on the jelly clarkson show. I thought I had fulfilled my life. Then I realized. I only had the mindset of a duck. I had to BECOME duck. With the money I earned from my book, I started my conversion to a trans duck woman. All was well. Until Richard realized he had not fallen in love with the duck me. He loved the human me. He left me and brought all of our beautiful children. I found out a year later, he had been hit by a bus and died while crossing the road to his new home.And that brings us to now. I’m so glad I found this app because when the wooden duck says “quack” it sounds exactly like Richard. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve cried my eyes out over this wonderful app. I thank you from the bottom of my heart.
? really life changing ?
zyxge
I was a duck in my past life, this app really let me remember those times. This app is amazing in every form graphics, sound quality, etc. I recommend it to all my friends and family. They all loved it just as much as I did. They too recommended it to all the people they know. I really hope you download this app and do the same.
So Inspiring
Marley ?
This app is truly amazing. I have never loved something so much in my entire life. I’ve had this app for a total of around three minutes, but this app inspired me to accomplish SO much. I now have the ability to do a backbend, splits, front flip, black flip, cartwheel, and a hand spring. I accomplished all those things in just the first minute I downloaded this app. The other two minutes this app inspired me to draw a portrait of a wood chuck duck which was bought on ebay for $5,000,000. You can do anything. Just duck the wood. Wait no, become duck and then chuck the wood.
simply life changing
Caligirl40!
i honestly have no clue what i would do if i hadn't downloaded this app. the calls of the duck are very soothing and i hear them in my dreams. it is a very lovely app and has completely changed my life 10/10 would recommend downloading!
my light
poopscoop69520
this app has cured my depression, even though a few weeks ago my father was brutally murdered by my mother and we’re still going through court trials, and im being ripped away from my family and into adoption center, this game is STILL super cool and has helped me get through these tough times ???????
