Wonder tree house Reviews – Page 7
4/5 rating based on 62 reviews. Read all reviews for Wonder tree house for iPhone.
Wonder tree house is free iOS app published by COCOSOLA Inc.
The 5 stars can’t be for real
Greypatchesoreo
TL; DR Sorry, but I reviewed while it was playing on another device as there’s literally nothing to do. It’s not deep, just so bizarre and rubbernecky you HAVE to finish it. The creepiest part is thinking that back as a kid and you built a treehouse, you thought like these 5 elementary school graduates boys supposedly do, by building a bath barrel fire pit they warm by the others blowing straws thingys into the pit, lol...tho no visibly fire. No wonder the guy’s in therapy. Besides that, everyone dies, including the creepy bunny and giant baby (more detailed below). I’m actually laughing right now. ?????????????????????????⚡️?♂️?♂️?♂️?♂️??☠️⚰️1️⃣?♂️??????????⏰?????? I’m actually ‘playing’ on another device, but the ‘gathering’ is slow and I’m waiting. That’s all you do. I’ve read every single review, n I’m bored, so I’ll add mine. One point to note that no one else did. Didn’t anybody wonder why 5 elementary age kids would build a BATH at their ‘secret treehouse’???!!! Ok, since I read all the reviews, I knew what pretty much EVERYTHING that was coming, as there were nothing but spoilers, lol. But I can see why, so I read em. There’s NO POSSIBLE WAY to ‘review’ this without giving them, cuz this is the most BIZARRE app you could imagine. Seriously. The 5 stars are ppl thinking way too deep about it, if they honestly ‘got’ some life-changing thing from this. I’ve watched the storm, depressed bunny and now the giant baby fall completely down, and one kid is left gathering. Ok, the cut scenes and all the death and sadness and destruction. Aaaaand...it’s OBVIOUSLY some adult in therapy by the text at the end. Work on it bit by bit and today was a good session yada yada. Oh, THERES the music a reviewer was talking about. I turned volume way up at one point, cuz all I heard was silence until the rain, which was just totally a generic and basic static sound, NOT RAIN OR A STORM. N I JUST SHUT IT OFF. Ugh, the music and ‘deep reflection’ it eludes you’re to get from this. If you get this app, you’ll 100000% be sucked in, ONLY out of HAVING to see what these reviews mean, but SPARE ME THE 5 STAR, “wow, how deep and dark” junk. I’ve played games with ACTUAL depth, and this isn’t it. There’s no choices or anything. Just tap a little ‘gather’ circle, and watch (yeah, they were creepy looking and acting) a bunch of RANDOMNESS, that’s merely meant to give whatever you wanna think or take from it. I got NOTHING. I’ve been downloading so much lately, I didn’t know if it was a purchase or not. Read it was free, thank God. I’d be mad otherwise. Just one more USELESS app I can delete, after downloading only cuz I happened on it, figured I’d never come across it again, and curiously was either hyped in reviews with absolute love, or hated and not because of glitches or gameplay controls, but strictly on its actual content. Now I get why. Sorry for my play by play, but it’s just the most bizarre app for sure. Not a game, and no category to even place it. If you don’t mind 1/2 hr (def more than 15-20 even if click ‘build’ as soon as 100%) of wasted time just out of curiosity, I guess see for yourself. Just have something else to do, as it’s going or it’s aggravating. To not be bored waiting (as you progress, it takes longer to reach 100% gather), you supposedly can ‘interact’ the shadow figure kids with soda up in the tree FLOOR (lol, it’s not even a tree HOUSE), the strange BATH BARREL?!, a couch and a swing, because 2 kids always stay n don’t ‘gather’, but they only do it when the developer already set it to and not when you tap on em like it says, so there’s truly NOTHING to do, while waiting. Then you finally see the 2nd to last kid get crushed and die by everything toppling on him from the storm. Then the depressed bunny dies and is crushed, the giant baby’s limbs fall off, and its body ‘melts’ in half, while the lone kid sits by the (actual creepiest part of game...cmon now, what kids, esp a group of 5 boys, gives a send off from graduating elementary school by making a) bath barrel fire pit, all alone a few seconds playing w/a red toy racecar that suddenly appears.
This game stinks.
Hesitant ?
I tried it out to see if i could design my own tree house, BUT I CANNOT EVEN DO ANYTHING. All i do is tap build and gather. You should make a game like the show tree house masters where you can design furnish and build your own tree house. This doesn’t even represent what a childhood is because that “tree house” that the 2 buttons were building is LAME. ?