Walk Against Humanity

What’s happening here?

Category	Price	Seller	Device
Games	Free	Launch, LLC	iPhone, iPod

We made an app that's mean to you when you run or walk. It gives you fun facts too - but that’s for the liberals.

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Is this real?

As real as your parents' relationship. Unless they’ve already divorced, in which case, yes, this is real.

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What does it do?

Nothing really important. You walk and run. We track that activity and say messed up things to you.

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How am I supposed to feel about this?

I don’t know? I’m supposed to tell you how to feel now? Like, Jesus Christ. Why are you even still talking to me and not downloading the app? It’s free AF. What’s the hold up?

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How mean can the app get?

Pretty mean. But no worries fragile snowflake, we also have a setting that gives you fun trivia for the week.

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Is there some sort of deeper meaning or purpose to the app?

No.

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Basically, we’re like every other fitness app. We’re just not as peppy. I get working out is supposed to make you happy but Jesus, lay off the motivation already. It’s just walking.

Run or walk - it doesn't matter. Walk Against Humanity really doesn’t care how you do it. Just get up and move. We have GPS tracking to see where you went and to show you that your life has purpose. Customize your fitness goals to goals that you, as usual, can not achieve. Talk trash to friends and challenge them to competitions you know you’ll win. Earn badges for something you normally do.

- Track your walking and running for whatever reason
- Customize goals, then miss them
- Share your walks and runs for motivation
- Compete on the Leaderboard to give your life purpose
- Earn offensive badges for walking

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We are using the HealthKit to access your health data, specifically the number of steps you take.

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This app may use your location even when it isn’t open, which can decrease device battery life.

Reviews

“Password too simple”
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Anytime I tried to make an account it would not accept any password I put in even if it was just a jumbled mess of letters. I’m sure I would have loved this app if it had worked

am i just retarded?
Skittles934

i can’t even create a suitable password for this stupid app like who tryna get in it? why does it need to be so hard? I DONT KNOW WHAT IT WANTS FROM ME I’VE TRIED EVERYTHING FROM THE PASSWORD I USUALLY USE FOR EVERYTHING TO THE SUICIDE HOTLINE AND I DONT EVEN KNOW IT I HAD TO LOOK IT UP. WHAT. DOES. IT. WANT.

Password is too simple
Faith Harris 666

I did “QwErTyUiOpAsDfGhJkLzXcVbNm” and it said “Password is too simple.” i even tried “too simple” just because and it didn’t work (no surprise) and now i just have a sad waste of storage i have to delete : (

I thought it would be the one.?
BTSxLOVE

I install it and it did all the insecurities stuff and it didn’t give me or my bf a notification.??

Problems
'Squid

I signed up and did everything it wanted but I switch to the next page and it won’t load it just won’t, also might help if there was a tutorial but if there is I didn’t see one cuz it wouldn’t load.?

Glitchy
Spaciousspace

Got the app, did the monthly subscription and then it continued prompting me to get the subscription. I got the email confirmation I paid the money for it. I used the restore purchase button and now whenever I click anything it says “package updated.” DO NOT USE. So glitchy.