South Park: Phone Destroyer™ Reviews – Page 57
5/5 rating based on 642 reviews. Read all reviews for South Park: Phone Destroyer™ for iPhone.
South Park: Phone Destroyer™ is free iOS app published by Ubisoft
Good game, but matchmaking is poor.
Ginger Ninja 101
I enjoy the game and it’s mechanics, but it gets old always matching with an opponent who’s 1-3 levels higher than you. I know there’s other people out there the same level as me. Fix this matchmaking crap and the game will be great.
Done
N. Nurse
I’ve been laid up on bedrest so I’ve been playing more. Totally over the crap PvP and the cheaters. I don’t get it. Does that give them happiness to burn other players? When all of the non cheaters give up you’re just going to be playing with other cheaters. I don’t get it. Anyway, super embarrassed that I actually spent $$ on this crap. I’ll blame it on the narcotics. There’s plenty of books to read. I’m not wasting anymore time on this.
I can’t even play the game
Maeva Zelev
I just uploaded it to my iPad Pro I was so excited to play the game but it won’t let me play even the starting point I’m still on the loading screen I don’t know what’s wrong I don’t want to erase it And I have Wi-Fi and I’m on game Center already what can I do anybody. I erased it and downloaded it again still doesn’t work I’m just going to get rid of it what’s the point I can’t even play the game very disappointed
I call SHENANIGANS!
PissedatPinheads
When you have cards standing next to your leader doing nothing while you are getting pelted its obvious that if you don’t spend REAL MONEY you won’t do well. It should be called “ DESTROY YOUR PAYCHECK “
Constant updates will ruin it for you
Jasonlevi94
I’ve enjoyed the game for a couple months and spent a good amount of money playing it. They keep updating it and their “improvements” change every aspect of the game. They’re just trying to get people to spend more money in ways they haven’t before. If you want to play it go ahead. Just don’t waste any money on it.
Awful
2three
PVP is full of bugs where characters freeze in one spot. Sometimes completely useable. It’s also a huge cash grab which are just loot boxes. Developers should be ashamed. Awful people.
You will lose constantly
Mkat123456789
Newest update out and full of bugs!!! Cheaters now rewind game play!! Invalid battle result after hard won match means you lose again! Game crashes or freezes. Characters appear, disappear, die, come back to life, jump around quiver in place. It’s a mess. I can play multiples of cards! Three rat cards before any rats die. 12 rats on my side decimated my opponents health bar. Still matching me up with players 3+ levels higher than me with level 5 and 6 cards. Why does every update make the game worse?!
WILL NOT WORK
Damongang101
I have had this app for a long time now. But since this new update my south park phone destroyer will not load up. It says “unavailable space 14....”. I tried uninstalling the app and redownloading it multiple times. It also says “retry” in green and I click it and it’s crap because it does nothing. Please fix the game and the bug. I love this game but HATE the update fix it.
Game was decent until this newest update.
Mrcartr
I’ve had this game since December, there were a few problems here and there but overall I loved it. I love most of the story and, although im not great, the PVP was pretty balanced and extremely fun to play in. Losses always felt fair and wins never came too often but you could always get enough to get the PVP Packs which kept bringing me back. However, the past week or so has been absolutely infuriating trying to play on this wreck of an update. It feels as if the devs took out any semblance of workable servers and fair matchmaking. The new “phones destroyed” pack condition was supposed to help you get packs easier. However you cant do that when every other match disconnects from the server and both sides lose. Or when the enemy player spams assassins and hyperdrive to clear out your health before your units can spawn. This lack of a decent, workable meta makes playing infuriating and resource gathering almost impossible since the most reliable way of getting resources to upgrade cards is by winning a match. Dont get me wrong, i loved this game and want it to succeed. However it’s hard for a pile of garbage to gain popularity.