South Park: Phone Destroyer™ Reviews

Crashes daily

Ortrinex

Really like the game but hard to climb the pvp ranks when the app closes randomly in the middle of a match. Usually crashes at least once ever time I play.

Quite possibly the worst game ever

Socalbird

This is this single worst example of a cash grab on the App Store. Not only will yo be unable to play without spending HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS, but the game is grossly bug filled. Impossible to win, the game is skewed to the house. Then there are a handful of players who just dominate the game. Matchmaking system is garbage, teams don’t play and some of the best cards are impossible to get. Pretty sure I am going to submit further complaints, including to the B.B.B. Since I am certain there is immense cheating behind the scenes.

Update killed pvp

MCoverKT

After the update, there was a “better” matching system for pvp that constantly puts me with people way out of my league, using cards I’m not even close to being able to get. Before I could win a match or two, but I always at least got my five phones. Now I’m lucky to get one phone. I’m pretty sure this was a ploy to make you spend more money so you can be more competitive. Speaking of not being able to get cards, there doesn’t seem to be a way to go back and discover cards after you passed a certain pvp rank. For instance, I can’t go back to a previous arena to grind for Cupid Cartman or Manbearpig, which is such an OP card that if anyone pulls it on you, you’re screwed. It also seems to be immune to Cyborg Kenny. I’m about to quit the game. I had so much fun playing until this update. Now I can’t do anything. You don’t get cards if you don’t destroy any phones.

Great game for cheaters

CH14111411

Let me start by saying I really enjoy the game. I enjoy it so much I have done in app purchases which I never do. That being said I have started to notice A LOT of people who have hacked the game and are cheating!!!!! This makes it impossible to level up and is very frustrating to okay now to the point I refuse to make in app purchases anymore and waste my money and am considering deleting the app. I did some research and apparently it’s super easy to hack the game to get faster energy and movement for characters. I refuse to cheat but it seems like 70% of the people I play now are cheating and it’s sad no one is doing anything about it.

Why so many updates...

Yolo242424242424242

Sooo idk if anyone else has had the problem but every single day I play this game I have to wait 10 minutes to even begin playing due to the downloading assets I love the game would without a doubt give 5 stars if it wasn’t for this

Great game!!

Mlonghibler

I love the game it’s fun and hilarious!! But please add a deck optimization feature that will allow you to crest the best deck possible with the touch of a button! It would save a lot of time trying to sift through your cards to find the best ones. Thanks for a great game!!

Loading screen takes too long

Dave3316

Come on guys. This is a great game, but the most recent update is causing the game to take upwards of 3 mins to load. This is unacceptable. Please fix this, I will not be playing until it gets fixed.

Racist af

bdjdnwhxjfmf

But what else can you expect from southpark

It would be fun

Come back SEGA

If the Devs would take care of cheaters with a simple line of code to stop energy hacks this would be a better game

Stop pushing all the microtransactions

Jaredwins

Content keeps getting better but the microtransactions are being pushed more than ever now. You can buy normal and rare cards with the coins. The rare cards are the ones that change the game at high levels and those ones are buyable for about $4 ea. I need 25 of them to be able to compete. I’m one of those people who doesn’t see a need to throw money at a free game. I like the game, I like the updates, I just don’t like how centrally directed the game is to trying to pry your wallet open.

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