Category | Price | Seller | Device |
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Games | Free | Bryce Palenscar | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
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I was just looking for a game to help pass the time when I stumbled on pukey goat. I would have never guessed it would help me invest my money better, become the father I always wanted to be... "dad I made the goat puke combo!" A tear runs down my face cheek, "go get um Timmy." It felt like only yesterday I was telling him to get the hell out of my house and get a job, that 47 year old piece of sh... It also solved my marital problems. You see my wife is a hooker and well, well I am an up town swinger if you know what I mean. I liked baseball, she liked my neighbor jockey's nickers a bit to much. Any way a rough night out on the track with to much horse in around we find ourselves in a hot mess and I whips it out. Next thing you know pukey goat is the missing link in our marriage, like the gross artificial skin on a long German sausage tube. I could go on, and believe me the stories DO NOT END. But as my old nanny used to say boss hog or hog wild but this game is both.