Pizza Rats Reviews – Page 4
5/5 rating based on 65 reviews. Read all reviews for Pizza Rats for iPhone.
Pizza Rats is paid iOS app published by John Orion Young
God
Aksel Leifsen
There’s nothing but rats ever were and they aren’t eating pizza they are eating all my other food and now that I see rats eating pizza I can be happy again
Pizza Rats was totally worth the 99 cents
Miranda Noel
This has to be the best thing that I have spent money on, I have no regrets. These stickers fit every situation and are perfect.
THIS WILL 100% GUARANTEE GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND
WeReddZ YouTube
My life was honestly nothing before I downloading this app. I had nobody, no friends no girlfriend UNTIL I downloaded this masterpiece
wholesome dumb fun
yaro bilaniuk
i dont know why but putting a rat with pizza gif is really funny to me and always makes my day a little bit better. i hope they add more rats soon.
My life was saved.
wakefulsnake
I was miserable, helpless, suicidal, eternally lonely. Until I found these rats, nothing was worth living. I couldn't go outside, social interactions weren't a thing. Bless the rats and the divine miracles they have bestowed upon me. I am whole again. "I am the beginning and the end, the Alpha and the Omega. Who was, what is, and what is to come." -Pizza Prophet
Pizza Rats: My Story
Flynn Lyon
I was just a man working a cheap job as a pizza cook in lower Manhattan. My life wasn’t anything special. I worked tirelessly to support my two kids and my wife, and invested all the money I had into making my children happy, despite barely having enough to scrape by. I tried to fight the feeling that I wasn’t doing enough, but eventually it became too much for me to handle. I felt alone, despised, and unwanted, and so I turned to alcohol to rid myself of the dread. The happy persona I was putting on for my kids was nothing but a facade. I couldn’t take it anymore, so I confessed to my wife how miserable I was. But she didn’t help me. She told me I was a terrible excuse for a father, and that she felt anguish just knowing her children had to grow up with me as a father figure. She took them and left the state. And so I sat in my worn down apartment for days on end, alone, waiting for the inevitable end which seemed so far, and yet, so close. I strived to feel something, anything, and that feeling finally came when I laid my eyes on my first pizza rat. I don’t know what happened, but it felt like something just clicked. To me, the rats embodied how in life, we need to take time and appreciate the little things. They had nothing but a mere slice of pizza, and yet, the rats seemed so... whole. The rats looked as though they were content despite not having any possessions aside from the lone slice of pizza they were carrying. And so I tried to call Cheryl. I was hoping to tell her that I wanted to change, that I wanted to make her happy, and that I wanted to be there for our kids. I wanted to, but she didn’t answer. It’s been two months since then, and I still haven’t heard from her, but it’s fine. I don’t need my family, I don’t need validation. All I need now is pizza rats.
Pizza rats ruined my life
69julianna69
If I could rate pizza rats a negative amount of stars, I would. The app worked for me ONCE before completely disappearing from my phone forever. I should have spent my $0.99 on a microwaveable macaroni, but I chose to spend it on these horrid rats and now I’m laying in bed writing this review, with tears in my eyes, after realizing I was taken advantage of by mice on pIzZa. Burn in hell, pizza rats