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NO THING - Surreal Arcade Trip

The year is 1994 and it is the future.
Category Price Seller Device
Games $1.99 Michal Stalewski iPhone, iPad, iPod

NO THING is an indie minimalistic surreal action game set in totalitarian regime of future.

Tells the story of an office clerk who is sent with important message to the Queen of Ice.

Main features:
- unique, weird storyline
- retro surrealistic full 3D graphic
- glitches and post effects
- simple controls
- full voiceover and speech synthesis
- chiptune sounds
- original cold wave music with over ten unique music themes
- achievements
- leaderboard
- game center support
- portrait mode and landscape mode supported
- easy to play hard to master, very hard

Please use headphones for the best experience!

Reviews

Original and uncompromising
Fromcharms

This game is a singular experience - play with headphones. I also suggest you get it from Steam and play it alone in the dark.


Dont waste your money
MinnieMousie22

I got this app because I thought it looked interesting. But then I played it and it was just creepy and stupid.


Great game!(APPLE DELETED MY COMMENT)
Jbqjbqjbqjb1$?1$?1'kneimc

Idk why Apple have deleted my old review, but don't just listen to those "noobs" who just don't know the fun of exploring a new experience, controls. Etc. I mean, I haven't had this much tension( in an exciting way)and fun in a game for a long time. Please go watch some game plays before buying this game, because as you can see, some ppl bought this game knowing nothing about it, which gives them no expectations. For me, always trying to find an arcade old school game that dosent look outdated, this game is perfect for that. Apple, please don't delete more comments(since this game isn't spamming any 5star reviews) I reviewed this game( which I barely do on any paid games I bought)because I had tons of fun playing it, and I want the developer to make more! Know who's really spamming 5star reviews is important, Apple. From a gamer


Aesthetic, hard, exciting
SkinnySuit80

If you like the graphics just get it. The gameplay is good.


I love this game.
A really cute ghost

It's unique, it's got it's aesthetic, it's borderline soothing to play. It's a little eerie and I love it. The controls are super responsive, you just need to tap on the corresponding side of the screen. Im excited to see what comes next in the story. A+.


Ok
Blahboston

Fine game. Endless runner with a creepy theme.


no thing
NateTR

I enjoy this game, I recommend watching a gameplay video to understand the art direction of the game. The art aesthetic is the game's main selling point, I am not sure if I will ever be able to beat it, and I am pretty sure there isn't a real narrative to the story. The game play is endless runner, but very quick, it feels a lot like Super Hexagon in how quickly you have to react. The levels are not randomly generated so I guess a person might be able to beat the game by sheer brute force.


Wow!
Kel kelllllll

This game is like my dream game. Simple to play but very challenging, trippy glitch effects and music. Really Really well done. The creativity factor is unreal. Buy the game if you like the way the graphics look.


Not what it seems
geleraC

The pictures give you a look at the game and they are deceiving. There is NO narrative to the story at ALL. It's merely an endless runner that will make you angry. I though it would've been an aesthetically pleasing adventure game with a narrative, but no.


Outstanding Game
k-botnick

Right now, I'm on level 6 and have been playing for a couple days. The visuals are amazing and the audio is good. It's kind of melancholic due to the robo-narration I recognize the gameplay comparisons to Super Hexagon, but the aesthetics set it apart. The levels are starting to differentiate themselves in terms of game mechanics, which is a nice surprise This was recognized as one of the App Store's "Best games you've never played". If you like the screenshots and want to be immersed in that world, give it a go