My Horse Prince Reviews

Love at first neigh

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It all started when I was on the App Store one fated but rainy day. I had been suffering from leprosy for years now. The boils had taken my beauty and my dignity away a long long time ago. Dinosaurs had taken over my country leaving country men to cower in fear. Me now having leprosy, stage four cancer, a alcoholic addiction, a drug addiction, kidney failure, and a sever allergie to chocolate, was in deep depression. That’s when I found MY HORSE PRINCE! He is the sexiest horse I had ever seen. I downloaded it immediately as soon as I saw it. After I had started playing I couldn’t not help the instant attraction I had to the handsome stallion. I was dit hours and admire him, drool leaking from my lips as I would watch him in his glory. That’s when I knew I was in love. I wanted him, I wanted to marry him and make him my own. I knew I could be a better owner to him than those pesky mares. So I set into action and hacked into the game. Taking him as mine. Only problem was I got caught and arrested. Now the only way I get to see that handsome steed is in my dreams. Thankfully ima live tho. And when I break outa prison I’m coming for my husband. Over all it’s a great game tho .

My new family

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It all started 12 years ago when my entire family but me had been eaten by our pet salamander named Jerry. I was only 3 years old and because of this I was forced to live on the streets and learn to take care of myself. I was alone for two years until a street gang called the “viscous trollops” took me in. They loved me and took care of me and all I had to do in return was use my 5 year old cuteness to lure rival gang members to there deaths. It was honestly the best time of my life. The gang members became my best friends and even my family. Everything was going great until one day Jerry the salamander showed up at my new home to kill me. He said that I was his true target all along and that he wouldn’t stop until I was dead along with the rest of my family. My gang members tried to kill him but he was too strong and he even had a secret salamander army. He and his army killed every single member of the gang along with our pet chinchilla. I barely escaped through the sewers. I ended up living in the sewers for several years, and someone dropped this phone with my horse prince open. I played the game and let me just say that I have never seen anything so beautiful. I fell in love with the horse prince the moment I saw him. He is so beautiful with his human head and his horse body. That night I went to sleep in the sewers and when I woke up the next morning the horse prince was standing right in front of me. He was real!!! My dreams had come true. The horse prince and I fell deeply in love and he even took me to live with him. While living at his ranch, I met an old green alien man with his purple alien wife and they adopted me. My new parents wanted my horse prince and me to go live with them on there home planet but I told them I could not leave earth until I got revenge on Jerry. They agreed to let me use their special alien technology to find and kill him. After 2 days I had found Jerry and killed him. I then went to planet Vomit to live with my new parents and my wonderful amazing horse prince.

It cusses!

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It’s definitely not for children as it cusses and makes comments that could be taken two ways.

This app cured my blindness

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I was born a dumb, blind useless child until the horse prince entered my life. My love. My muse. Before this experience, I didn’t have any light or joy in this life. I would wake up everyday knowing that it was lacking a man-horse. I have found my man-horse now and he is not a man, but a prince. His beauty was too great. I started picturing my prince in my life, but I was so devastated that I could not lay my eyes on him, as I was dumb and blind and useless. My family started to hate me, for I only talked about my beloved prince. Oh how I cried that I couldn’t see him. My one wish was to lay my eyes on his long sender neck and his majestic face. He’d gallop around the fields, but my prince would always make sure I always got what I wanted. And through his magical horsie powers, I began to see more and more of his aw-inspiring body and everything else around me. When I first layed my eyes on his face, I started picturing our lives together—all the time we will spend together as we gallop into the wind and as I brush his mane and all of the other hair on his body. I am thankful everyday that I downloaded this app. And if you are looking to cure your blindness through beautiful horse-man than I encourage you to download this game.

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I am asexual and aromantic but everything changed when i met horseman hes so fine not even siggititties can compare with him... ive never felt love this strong before . Im hopelessly in love with him hes changed my life for the better im proud to be his owner <3 owo

my love

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I didn’t think love could be real before this game. Before this game I had this emptiness but this game filled that void I had. The horse prince actually became my horse prince. I feel like we had a connection. Over time our connection grew deeper. I had fell in love for the first time in my life. His beautiful face and beast of a body. He was perfect in every way. When I first saw his sparkle my life got better. It suddenly had meaning. I was no longer empty. It’s like I was whole again. I felt the need to play all of the time. I love my horse prince. I love him so much.

My Horse Prince Reviews – Page 5

Love at first neigh

My new family

It cusses!

This app cured my blindness

Dokidoki forever liv laf luv

my love

#InLoveWithAHorse

Depression gone

I love this horse

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