Milk The Cow Reviews – Page 7

4/5 rating based on 89 reviews. Read all reviews for Milk The Cow for iPhone.
Milk The Cow is free iOS app published by Lemondo Ltd.

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Kittycat Kait

What am I doing with my life..? ??


freshest app of 2014

yeahidkwhattoshit

my name is hailey mello and since the day I was born I had a dream of being able to milk cows for a living. unfortunately I live in the tiny state of lynyhintopia, in a little city on Mars. when I was browsing through the space catalog of the hottest apps of 2014(earth years) I was shocked. I nearly jumped out of my space suit!!!!! my alien sister, brianna, was ecstatic. we quickly downloaded the app and it only took 14 light years. when it was finished, I opened it and boom my dream came true. I milked and milked and milked until I just couldn't milk anymore. I milked so much that I got a rare disease called milkosophogus. I had to go to Neptune to have my fingers surgically removed. all in all it was worth it and I would recommend it to anyone. I'm typing with my toes now because no hands. 5 stars.


Interesting

Smirv

Ok, so I have not officially played this game yet, it is downloading now, but just wanted to say the title is what had me wanting to see it for myself. I chuckled out loud when I read the title. I give it 5 stars on that alone


Not that good

Uuybuhbuhbijgi

I like it but it needs more detail like it's not that fun if you don't get prizes and the cow duz not look like a real cow??????


Disturbing

Redawesomedog

This app is really wired what kid needs to milk a cow on the phone or iPad


Fun

Case IH man

THIS GAME IS UTTERLY AMAZING!! HEHEHEHEHEHE


10/10

ThatGuyN1CK

10/10 ign amazing fps 60fps


No Volume!!!

sk8btrue

Where's the volume??? Totally not a full cow milking app ios experience. Come on app designers!!


Fuuuuuuck this app

Tompoopybutt12468983688

No sound


Love this app

Bookie_78:)

This app is so fun I love it so much!??