Maim Street
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | Free | So Choice Softworks, LLC | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
You are a crossing guard helping people cross the street! But there are too many cars. Like, WAY too many. Can’t save’m all!
Welcome to the world of John Stopman, the busiest civil servant in town. Save as many people as you can, but you might have to shrug off a few fatalities. Maim Street is a frantic game where you learn that you can’t be everything for everyone.
Unlock the powerful bazooka to fight back against the cars, and earn prizes to customize your game! Rescue pedestrians to learn secrets about the town while always keeping an eye out for powerups like the mighty Air Strike or the alarming Alien Abduction.
Plenty of games reward perfection, this one rewards adequacy. Enjoy!
FEATURES
• Original soundtrack to groove to while you blow up ambulances.
• Over 40 game upgrades, such as confetti explosions and the alluring lumberjack costume.
• A character named “Chester Buttmeat”
• Brutal sound effects that will make your mother cringe.
• In-game powerups ranging from planting bombs to summoning demons.
• Dozens of cats.
• Over 50 unique pedestrians with their own stories, yet they all seem to explode the same.
PRAISE OF MAIM STREET
“How this was ever dreamed up. What kind of lives must the creators live.” - Chris D.
“I enjoyed the ‘squish’ the people make when they get nailed by a car.” - Jill A.
“Chaos and lots of deaths, but the fun kind of death.” - Master M.
“A crossing guard with an impossible duty to protect innocent civilians from becoming beautiful explosions of blood and body parts.” - Dana A.
“I've never played anything like it before.” - Garrett M.
“It gets too hard too fast.” - Coward who doesn’t yet understand real life
DISCLAIMER
Not recommended for those uncomfortable with coming to grips with the frailty of human existence.
Reviews
One word...amazing!!!
Jhajar321
I'm not a huge fan of phone games but this is the best I've seen in a long time. It's easy and it's fun, and I love that you win stuff as you progress. The blood and violence is a genius addition...I just can't stop playing!!!
Like looking in a mirror
Onewhitedad
Seriously that guy looks just like me. Plus I'm this stressed out in life too.
More fun than watching Nils Eckman play hockey
JJHoHoPiPi
There was this one episode of A Pup Named Scooby Doo that I always loved, that I'm pretty sure was exactly like this game. Except this game is playable on my phone, has fun music, and generally makes me smile when people get obliterated. So thanks team who made this game. And thanks Hannah Barbera for making a more approachable kids mystery show.
Hilarious twist on the endless runner
thejoesaia
Mix frogger with Your Favorite Endless Runner and add a substantial dose of humor. Great stuff, addicting, and the "bios" of the people you save are hysterical!
Addictive and fun
AS095
This game is really fun and well made. It's a little bloody, so probably not for very young kids.
Fun, absurd, absurdly fun
Jbear8728
I'm not really an iphone gamer but this game is refreshingly simple (you're a heroic crossing guard -- brilliant, hilarious premise) and you're just trying to save townspeople. Cars are zipping down the road and with as much reckless abandon as the clueless townspeople crossing the road. The task to save them is frantic and the inevitable gore is campy to comic effect but it doesn't get old! I just figured out all the pedestrians have funny bios and you can unlock costumes and "tools" a la bazookas etc to aid your crosswalk crusader. It's a well-designed game with a lot of clever features and jokes left to discover.
