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Little Johnny Jokes

Little Johnny jokes are about a small boy who likes to ask embarrassing questions and has a very straightforward thinking. At times he is well educated in the terminology of sex (then he is known as (Little) dirty Johnny), while at others he is all too innocent. He also has a cousin Dirty Ernie.
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Example jokes:

Ms. Smith stopped to reprove Johnny for making faces: "Johnny, when I was small, my mother used to tell me that if I made ugly faces, at some moment it would freeze and stay like that." Johnny looked up at her and thoughtfully replied: "Well, Ms. Smith, you can't say you weren't forewarned."

The teacher asks everyone in the class to demonstrate something exciting. When Johnny's turn came, he walked to the blackboard and drew a small dot. "What's that?" the teacher asked, puzzled. "It's a period." – "Well, I see that, but what's exciting about a period?" – "Darned if I know, but this morning my sister said she missed one... Dad had a heart attack, mom fainted, and the guy next door shot himself."

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Oh my goash

My joke box account is officially dead I can't log in or load anything could somebody please fix this my name is TuneItUp


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AWESOME ONE 234

Cool jokes


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Sjoseph2000

I really like this app but now it wont let me log in even though i put in the right password and username. Can somebody fix this because i know im not the only one with this problem. Im still having this problem now and for a couple weeks. My account name is rhapsodyqueen


Good app
michael calvitto

I've been using this app forever and now it won't let me log into my account, my account name is frutietotie1001 I'll give 5 stars when this problem is fixed :)


Terrible performance/ can't login.
Bill2go

This app has a lot of great features, but I couldn't rate it more than 1-star because of the terrible performance. I can't even login today, at all. Im positive I'm using the correct username and password. When i have been able to login, in the past, it's extremely unreliable, very difficult to rate and submit posts, continually shows network error message. Very annoying to type a comment out and then, the app won't post it due to network errors. The app continuously says I have no network connection when I'm sure I do. All my other apps work fine.


VERY FUNNY!!!
Weswes33

I laughed all night from these jokes


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Domenique Ohannessian

I love it. It's a great app the only problem is that after a while of using it it crashes my phone.


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Sawb69

Very funny stuff


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Keilabell

I love the app and love the concept but it always crashes! It doesn't display correct number of comments or likes and doesn't always let you log in even when you try multiple times. I hope they fix it soon!!!!


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Jessica Damon's Account

I love the app. But they always ban me from rate me! I am not a fake! And it won't let me make a new account for my bff


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