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H*nest Meditation

Mindfulness for the rest of us. This is a guided meditation that contains 2, 5, 10, and 15 minutes versions of the popular online video, combining peaceful meditation with a pinch of salty language.
Category Price Seller Device
Entertainment $1.99 Headley for Freelance, Inc. iPhone, iPad, iPod

Praise for the original video:

"Offers guided meditation that speaks to us in the language we speak to ourselves—that of a sailor who loves Richard Pryor movies." -- Fast Company

"This NSFW guided meditation will actually help you hate the world less." -- BuzzFeed

"Actually incredibly calming." -- Huffington Post

"I feel suddenly, strangely calm." -- Gizmodo

Reviews

love this!
vballrach1

this app speaks to my soul


My favorite meditation!
Genie7-7-7

Yes, really!


Alarm
WordsNColor88

Really love this app. I wish it had an alarm setting feature.


Surprisingly relaxing
Surprisingly relaxing

This app is awesome! The meditation guide’s voice is surprisingly soothing yet I laughed the entire way through the 2 minute meditation. Relaxed and laughing…there are few other things that produce that affect (and even fewer that you can do in public). Well done and thanks!!


Soothing and hilarious
phastman21

Makes you feel instantly better about your day.


This App Has Improved My Life a LOT
Skelegraph

All my life, I hated on meditation. I can't tell if it was because I'm from the East Coast or because I can't deal with crystals/chakras/sacred vibrations, but for whatever reason, I was always like, "that's is not for me." But recently, I started reading about the health benefits of meditation, and study after scientific study shows that there are huge benefits. These meditations are the only ones that have worked for me, and they've worked wonders! I'm a calmer and happier person for it. They're funny and extremely calming at the same time. This app has really improved the quality of my life!


F*<king Awesome !!
melissak1125

The BEST meditation available! Helps me refocus daily!


This is the only thing that puts me to sleep
Sylvia Arden

I love everything about this app. The only thing that would make it better is if they added an option to play the meditation on loop. I would happily pay more money for half-hour and hour-long versions too. Hahaha.


Reality
ZCTechnoDino

This is what actually helps. Give it a try, you'll thank yourself


Honest Meditation has never been this good
Blakedallen

I honestly cannot sit through most meditations, they seem too fake or woo-woo... but with honest meditation by Jason Headley I can. When I'm stressed I just pop on a 5 or 10 minute selection and let the bull from the world fade away... Worth every penny!


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