Highway Heat Reviews

Car won’t select

aleppo8183

When I go to Change my car it won’t select the car and defaults to the original car.

TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO ‘EDIT’. THAT DOES NOT EXPLAIN TO WHAT EXTENT I NEED TO CENSOR MYSELF. THIS IS A REVIEW LACED WITH UNMISTAKABLE SARCASM THAT HARMS NO ONE. THERE IS NO PROFANITY OR LIBEL. IT IS LONG AND BORING, BUT IF ONE CAN WADE THROUGH THE RHETORIC, THE PROSPECTIVE BUYER MIGHT LEARN SOMETHING ABOUT THE GAME THAT INFLUENCES THEIR DECISION. THAT PROCESS IS CALLED A REVIEW. THE WRITER IS NOT WRITING FOR HIS OR HER OWN BENEFIT. AGAIN, TELL ME WHAT I NEED TO EDIT AND BE VERY SPECIFIC. ‘CHANGE THE TONE’ or ‘MAKE IT SHORTER’ or even ‘STAY ON TOPIC’ ARE NOT ADEQUATELY SPECIFIC. I TOOK THE TIME TO WRITE IT AND YOU CAN TAKE THE TIME TO TELL ME HOW YOU ARE ABLE TO RECONCILE ALLOWING THE SHAMEFUL BARRAGE OF REVIEW SOLICITATIONS BY DEVELOPERS AND THEN CENSORING THE PERSONAL OPINIONS OF OTHERS, ASSUMING A REVIEW IS NOT OBJECTIONABLE. THAT IS A VERY SUBJECTIVE TASK THAT ALLOWS LITTLE PEOPLE A TAD TOO MUCH OPPORTUNITY TO REJECT THE OPINIONS OF OTHERS BECAUSE THEY RUN COUNTER TO WHAT THE LITTLE PERSON BELIEVES IS FIT OR UNFIT FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION. FOR THE FINAL TIME, I IMPLORE YOU TO EXPLAIN WHAT I NEED TO DO. ‘EDIT’ DOES NOT SUFFICE. This is a painfully simple, redundant, time-sucking little video game aimed at vulnerable people of a ripe young age whose generation no longer has the tools to be creative and enjoy the absence of sound and distraction for more than a few minutes. This game is an unapologetic distraction. One would argue that it’s not hurting anyone. That’s true. It’s not malicious. Like I said, it’s just a novelty dressed up like a video game. I’m guessing the idea was hatched by two former frat boys trying to at once forget their years of sloth and STDs AND also relive those days, because those memories, no matter how sad and pathetic, are the particles that collectively gather and chronicle these two lives and the formative years that weren’t all that formative. It’s difficult to reconcile squandered years. One way, and every tactic is delusional, is by somehow making those lost lunar cycles not seem so wasted. So, they bounce ridiculously trite ideas off of each other. They plan out screenplays that were written and filmed years ago. They bandy around possible inventions that they speak of as if they’ve just figured out how to split an atom. Finally, as the beers go down and the night goes with it, they happen to run out of steam while incoherently throwing out video game ideas. Five years later, they have this game. But success for them isn’t measured in the fulfillment one gets from turning nothing into something. Success is breaking the code, formulating a plan by which a video game insignificant even by video game standards, can make money and continue making money. These developers (we’ll exit the hypothetical now) really inflated the importance of this product. And although reprehensible but certainly not unprecedented among people who do not share the same values as those with active consciences, the people behind the scenes decided, and were emphatically certain, that the way to go was to basically rent it out monthly, as you would a VPN service. Americans aren’t the sharpest utensils in the drawer. They want to spend more money. The illusion of quality is created by simply using gimmicks like the auto-renewal scam these shysters are peddling. If it costs more, it must be better. It’s pathetic irony at its best. And studies have been done to determine almost to the minute when a person forgets about the upcoming bill coming due and simultaneously starting over again. It’s not technically stealing, but only because we know the names of the people doing it and we aren’t taking steps to stop them because we’re too busy with our lives and anyway, what’s another $7.99? They prey on our distractions. They bet on our forgetfulness and count on our situational ambivalence. I actually played this game. Judging video games involves a good deal of subjectivity. It wasn’t fun, I was bad at it, and I had zero desire to improve my skills. But somebody must enjoy it. That I also find deeply discomforting. I would have let this whole thing slide, but when I saw the subscription angle, it just made me angry that I’m composed of the same biological matter as these manipulative sociopaths. As you’ve gathered, I’m not giving this game my endorsement. And I’m not offering absolution for the individuals who chose to fool their customers rather than go the honest route. In summary, the game is inane and mind-numbing. The payment/subscription system is inappropriate for a game of this little value, both literally and figuratively. It may not be felonious what the developers are attempting to accomplish, but it’s wrong and exhibits zero class. Don’t give these people your money, only your pity. Because at the end of the day, they have are still the same wastes of space. You don’t do or avoid doing something because you can get away with it. You do it because it’s the right thing to do. Cheers!

Read this review

IndyAndy05

Ok so the game itself is fine. It’s broken and boring after 10 minutes but for those 10 minutes it’s fine. The thing that makes me want to recreate the Holocaust though is that it spams you with notifications, and they all say cringy stuff with emojis. While writing this review, I got a notification that says “Police ?‍♂️? pull over now! Me: ???? No way! I’m fast!”. This makes me sick.

?

SEB1005

You the best

Way too many ads

Pissed_in_SC

Seriously, people? This is an enjoyable game.. and after less than ten minutes, with a quarter of that time spent sitting through ads, I'm deleting it. If the ads had been less intrusive, I likely would've went ahead and spent money on an ad free version.. now, however, there's no way I'm giving you a dime. Way to drive a good game into the ground.

Highway Heat Reviews – Page 4

Car won’t select

What a novel idea

Read this review

?

Way too many ads

Best game ever.

I love this

Dodo

Meh

It’s pretty good!