Funniest Carnac Jokes: Watch Funny Video Clips of Johnny Carson as Carnac the Magnificent and Play Hilarious Trivia Game
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Entertainment | Free | MediaMine, LLC | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
Test your television history trivia knowledge as you play along and guess the correct funny “question” from three choices to Carnac’s answer. Share your winning trivia results with friends on Facebook, Twitter, and email. Laugh with Ed McMahon as he guffaws over Carnac’s funny jokes, outrageous insults, and deadpan comedic delivery. This app contains some of the best jokes and comedy ever shown on TV!
This Carnac app requires significant processor capabilities and may not work on iPad 1. For support, please email [email protected].
Some of the favorite Carnac jokes included in the Carnac app are:
“Sis Boom Bah”
“Zeppo Marx”
“Piggly Wiggly”
Some of the favorite Carnac insult jokes included in the Carnac app are:
“May the best meal you’ve eaten consist of kitty litter chips.”
“May a weird holy man get your weather girl in trouble.”
“May your platform shoes fail you in a camel pasture.”
Visit Johnny Carson’s sites from within the Carnac app and enjoy entertaining full episodes, hilarious video clips, and the best of the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson on:
iTunes http:/iTunes.com/JohnnyCarson
Facebook http://fb.com/JohnnyCarson
YouTube http://youtube.com/JohnnyCarson
Twitter http://twitter.com/JohnnyCarson
GooglePlay http://bit.ly/carson_gplay
Google Plus https://plus.google.com/+johnnycarson
DVD http://JohnnyCarson.com
Laugh with Johnny Carson and Carnac once again!
About Carnac the Magnificent and the Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson: Carnac the Magnificent was one of Johnny Carson’s most popular and funniest comedy acts on “The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson” which aired on NBC from 1962-1992. Known as the King of Late Night, Johnny Carson helped launch the careers of many stand-up comedians, celebrities, and stars including David Letterman, Ellen DeGeneres, Jay Leno, George Carlin, Roseanne, Eddie Murphy, Jerry Seinfeld, Drew Carey, Woody Allen, and many more. In February 2014, NBC’s Tonight Show is moving its studio back from Los Angeles to New York City, where Johnny Carson initially made the late night show popular, as new host Jimmy Fallon takes over for Jay Leno as the Tonight Show host.
Reviews
Take the great sage, seer, soothsayer wherever you go
The_D
The vintage footage from Johnny Carson's "Tonight Show" featuring the most famous alter ego The King of Late Night ever created is worth the $2 alone. This interactive app is structured like a comedy quiz: Carnac gives you the answer as he did on the show, then you have to figure out which of the three possible punch lines/questions is correct, at which point Carnac will deliver it as only he can. Do you have the comedy chops to pick the most funny response? Seriously (pun intended), if you think like a comedian you might be able to decipher what's in those envelopes from the mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnall's porch! If you just want some laughs or are missing Carnac, Ed McMahon's hilarious shtick and especially "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson" with all the fun and laughs from the greatest late night show ever, you need this app! Hi-yooooooo!
Love Carson - Hate this App
Mr Huckle
"Crash Bam Boom" What is the sound this app makes every time I launch it.
Trip Down Memory Lane with My Mom!
BentleyBear5555
Wow! How cool is this!? Came home to visit my Mom, showed her this new "Carnac the Magnificent App" and she was in awe at how quickly seeing Mr. Johnny Carson's face brought her back to the good times of when her family would sit down at watch late night tv!! These are the apps worth playing :)
Great memories. Make one for Art Fern!
nprfan1
If you're old enough to have seen Johnny Carson do his Carnac bit you will love this app. It doesn't discriminate between classics and clunkers, and there are plenty of Carnac curses embedded in here too. It's not really a game but it's still fun. If you've never seen Johnny perform then you'll probably think the rest of us are crazy for laughing at this.
Never downloaded
MacdQQd
I went to Dow ad n sed "waiting' n then icon went away. I did a search n it's not there in iPad but app store sea installed
So glad I found this
FrogyB
I'd forgotten just how great Johnny Carson was. There's just no one like him today and probably there never will be. The Carnac clips are simply fantastic and are enough for my 5 star rating. One thing I wish for however is that the clips would keep rolling vs. taking me back to the menu.
That visitor from the East!
Stonk
I hold in my hands the envelopes. As a child of four can plainly see, these envelopes are hermetically sealed. They have been kept in a mayonnaise jar on Funk & Wagnal's porch since noon today. NO ONE knows the contents of these envelopes, but YOU and your borderline Divine and mystical way ascertain the answer to these questions without ever seeing the questions! Isn't that about right, great Carnac? Absolute silence? Absolutely! Funk $ Wagnal's porch.... Noon today!
