Farty Pig
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | Free | Astro Crow, LLC | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
FLAPPY = CRAPPY
FARTY = PARTY!
How to play:
Tap the left side of the screen to toot.
Tap the right side of the screen to dash through tight spots.
**From the creators of the hit iOS game “The Last Ace of Space”!**
Reviews
Flappy who?
B-waby
Omg. I'm addicted to this game. Mainly because of the hilariousness of it! You FART to go faster! Hahaha.
Best game about a gassy blue pig.
The_Scooter
The dash is what really sets it apart from other similar games. That and the art is pretty sweet!
Best Game Ever
NinjaMoses
To say this is the best game ever created and forever will be in the history of the universe is and forever will be the biggest understatement ever said in the history of the universe.
You're always gonna have problems lifting a body in one piece
Delzuma
Apparently the best thing to do is cut up a corpse into six pieces and pile it all together. And when you got your six pieces, you gotta get rid of them, because it's no good leaving it in the deep freeze for your mum to discover, now is it? Then I hear the best thing to do is feed them to pigs. You got to starve the pigs for a few days, then the sight of a chopped-up body will look like curry to a guy. You gotta shave the heads of your victims, and pull the teeth out for the sake of the piggies' digestion. You could do this afterwards, of course, but you don't want to go sievin' through pig stuff, now do you? They will go through bone like butter. You need at least sixteen pigs to finish the job in one sitting, so be wary of any man who keeps a pig farm. They will go through a body that weighs 200 pounds in about eight minutes. That means that a single pig can consume two pounds of uncooked flesh every minute. Hence the expression, "as greedy as a pig”. In other words, good game!
Incredibly fun!
Sen886
The handmade graphics and funny sound effects set this game apart from similar titles. Farty Pig has a charming, funny game and great to just pick up for a few minutes at a time.
