Evil Apples: Funny as ____ Reviews

PEEPEE gang stand up

Texaschicalj

I’m 9 it made my peepee hard it felt grate I luv it ttyl I’m 9 btw if u didn’t know thx my mom hates me I’m grounded help also ur pp small lol.

Even better than Cards against Humanity!

The Filthy b0ss

So many decks and expansions and so many F#$&ed up cards! Absolutely love this app.

This Games Awesome!

Anonymous_00000001

This game is so great if you have a bunch of immature friends! We will be playing this for a very long time.

Yeet!

pewdiepie kitten

So fun! My style of humor love this game and the people who made it!

Great dark humor

HollowPhantom90

It has lots of very dark and hilarious cards for you and you friends to chose from and the possibilities are near endless

I recently bought the “All Decks Forever” in the store for $9.99. I haven’t gotten my cards. I’ve tried the download in a bunch of different places with better wifi, but nothing. It does get to the point where it says it’s all downloaded, and it says that I now have all the cards, and that I can “piss my pants even harder” (nice) but I don’t actually have the cards. It still says that all the cards are locked, and that I have the option to buy them for coins. It worked for my older brother, but not for me. So, I bought the cards, but it didn’t give me the cards? If you could fix this, please do! The cards look really cool, and I really want to use them! Other than that, this game is awesome, and I love playing it with friends and family. Keep up the great work!

Cheating

Ryuk89999

impossible to win because too many people are cheating.

Bad game mechanics

DemonRazgriz417

Card positions aren’t randomized, you know exactly who you’re choosing every time.

Blame the people

Cypher Temjin

The game itself works great. No glitches that I’ve encountered in the 2+ months I’ve been playing it. If you pay the funds to get all decks forever, there is a huge variety of choices for countless hours of laughs! Everything about the game works as intended or better...except, the users. The games are 5 player games. There are plenty of people playing so getting a game started is very quick. Games on average last about 10 minutes. However in ALL the games I’ve played, I can’t think of one time it went from beginning to completion with all 5 players active. Every game 1-3 people will either “snooze” and stop playing cards, or disconnect entirely. There is no penalties for this so it’s rampant. Each round gets 60 seconds and the judging phase also 60 seconds. When people are snoozing, it will go through the ENTIRE 60 seconds, and that time adds up quick. They need to do something to dissuade people from that. If they could get that under control, it would be a 5 star game. I would play the basic version for a few days to see what I mean before deciding to spend any real cash.

This game is pay-to-win.

Jekehu

Swapping/discarding cards costs coins. Coins cost money. Therefore, you have to pay to improve your hand.

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