Escape the Never Again: A Puzzle Room Escape Game!

Category	Price	Seller	Device
Games	Free	Newport Institute of Technology LLC	iPhone, iPad, iPod

Our jokes, our precious jokes, alas they were not suitable for Mr. Apple and now what you will play is a neutered version of what was. The game is still fun however and will still be challenging, so try your best!

Solve a series of puzzles in order to escape the office. Will you escape? Will you find love? Or will you give up before you complete a single puzzle? The last one seems to be the most plausible.

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Here's what the critics are saying:

Barry O.- I'm Barry O. and I approve this game. A+ / A+

Shill - Can't make fun of her or you get rejected/ 10

Lord Emperor - Download this game and I will make anime real! 50/50

Sandie Bern - Why aren't I relevant anymore? My feet hurt. I wish my bull were here. Why is the sun so bright? Why can't I beat this game? The puzzles are too hard. 2 / 10
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Any offensive material or themes present in this game are unintended as it is done completely in jest.