Enviro-Bear 2010
| Category | Price | Seller | Device |
|---|---|---|---|
| Games | $1.99 | Captain Games Inc. | iPhone, iPad, iPod |
How to play:
* Grab stuff with your finger.
* Eat Fish and Berries.
* When you are FAT enough, drive into a cave to Hibernate.
* You can throw stuff out the windows and sunroof!
Famous people also like bears:
"The driving controls provide as realistic of an experience as I can imagine if I were a bear driving a car"
- TouchArcade.com
"Enviro-Bear 2010 is a game made by crazy people ... practically impossible to get to wherever you want to go"
- SlideToPlay.com
"The best, and only, bear-driving-a-car simulation Come for the absurdist humor, stay for the limited, but deceptively deep game design."
- Anthony Burch, Destructoid
"It's fantastically manic and unapologetically absurd, and any would-be quibbles about the touchiness of its vehicular controls are instantly headed-off and negated by the bare fact that bears don't know how to drive cars."
- Brandon Boyer, Offworld
OMG, better yet, check out all those magnificent user reviews!
Reviews
Sometimes it's too realistic
Idahodrivingbear
At first I was a little frustrated with the controls, but then I realized that if I were a one armed bear struggling to fatten up for the winter life would be just as difficult. This masterpiece truly captures exactly what it would be like to be a one armed bear hunting for fish in a stolen car. The graphics are a stunning example of what my iphone5 is truly capable of, I was impressed before I discovered the mushrooms. I always knew that one day a bear-driving simulator would come out and this title blew me away. A must have for EVERYONE!
Brilliant.
JakeRoxen
Has anyone else got the magic mushroom that actually makes the graphics GOOD?!?! If you see a white mushroom with glowing dots on it, PICK IT UP!
It's a great game but.......
Ghcjgdjjvdf
Can y'all ujust the screen to fit the iPhone 5 please make it fit full screen for iPhone so I can get the full experiment
Mind Blowing
Andrew wayman
Have you ever licked a rainbow while riding on a zebra? Well this game is 10 times more amazing and hilarious.
Realistic!
Cooky94
Between the excellent story plot, the ridiculously fine-tuned graphics, the expert voice acting, I would feel guilty not rating this game any less than 8 stars. Unfortunately, iTunes only allows me to rate it 5, but you should go ahead and assume 5 stars.
I'm a believer
Mr Smarty Pants
At first I was like whaaaaaaatttt? Then I was like oooooohhh. And then I was like mooooohahahahaha! After many hours of game play, I now realize this game is a perfect biography and life history of my best friend Greg.
